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July 2009
Perfect Stocking Stuffer

I just ordered my girl Katie some of this Anti-Vamp spray. I wish I had thought of this simple and brilliant idea. I would be a millionaire already.

July 2009
Real Video of Vampire Lair?

This is supposed to be a clip of someone investigating a vampire's sleeping hole in a neighbor's house. It looks real. But I wonder if this person is really brave/stupid enough to go into one without a trained team with him...

July 2009
SOS Insignia

I have been designing some new battle insignia for the SOS. These could be used to show what unit you are in, or what battles you have fought in. Maybe they could be for valour or sacrifice.

At first I thought a Phoenix would be a good symbol — a bird of fire, and a lot of IRA guys use it , which is cool. But then I thought hold on, you really can't use something that comes back to life after death.

My new designs use a sword of fire, the sword of the archangel Michael, who was the field general of god, the patron saint of warriors. Even angels use his name as a battlecry. (And I don't have to tell you guys who "J-C" is!!!)

I showed Rev. Steve some of my sketches and I think he was pretty blown away. I think he liked my suggestion that we should have some patches made and maybe "t" shirts. I will let you know when we've got some done.

July 2009
This Guy's Got Cahonies

I always like looking at videos of dudes doing crazy, dangerous stunts, especially if they have to land on their heads a few times before they get it. My coaches always said you learn more from your mistakes than your successes, but I never really believed it until I didn't have any choice.

The dude in this video is insane...he's lucky didn't end up with a iron spike through his frikkin skull!! One way to learn a lesson. Check it out and don't try this at home, girls!!!

This dude is from Holland or something, but you have to admire it anyway - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o

July 2009
Get your MOJO!!!

Some of you guys might have seen Gunny Buell running drills at camp. The man is a STONE COLD KILLER!!! They are starting to put together some videos for training/recruitment when the SOS goes nationwide. Check this one out and get your mojo on.

July 2009
SHOOTING a vamp?

I don't much like the looks of this freak. And he obviously doesn't no much about shotguns or loading shells (learn the difference between shot and a slug, dipweed!!) But it raises some good questions. Can you safely load a shell with a stake and would it take out a vampire?

July 2009
There's A Spirit

One of the only things I don't like about Camp is being surrounded by ignorant Longhorn fans, along with some Baylor and TCU types, SMU burnouts and even one OU grad who had the gaul to show up here. Stackhouse, I don't know if they even have four-year colleges where you come from.

Some of these scrubs seem to be under the impression that Texas football begins and ends in Austin. To educate them, I'm linking to a video, which I believe will set the record straight - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-KgnGyUdP4

July 2009
Meet Pukey the Clown

A couple of guys have asked me about my workout routine. I only do High Intensity Interval Training (some people call it Tabatta, after the Japanese dude who invented it). It sounds high tech but is really just combining very high intensity exercises together for short periods of time. People try to outdo each other with insane workouts online.

The first time I heard of it was on TV. A former Marine decided to do it to get back in shape and did a workout that had five sets of lifting a 50 pd kettlebell (like a cannonball with a handle) over his head 50 times.

After the guy was done, he ended up in a coma for six days. His muscles had broken down so much they had poisoned his kidneys. That's what HIIT guys call Rhabdo or "Uncle Rhabdo" sometimes you see Uncle Rhabdo the Clown tshirts, that's what that means.

There's also shirts with Pukey the Clown, I think you can figure out what that means.

This is pretty serious stuff, mostly Navy SEALS and firefighters and Olympians and people like that do it, but if you think you can handle it let me know and I will post some workouts. It really works and you know that you are up against the craziest mothers out there.

June 2009
An Open Challenge

Capture the flag is good fun, ect, but I don't think it's very likely we are going to be battling vamps for flags anytime soon.

Here is a challenge for all of you: I will take any comers in a push-up contest, or any death-match type showdown. And when you collapse, I will do 20 more with one arm.

June 2009
Three Years

A little over three years ago, UT won the national championship. I was back home in Odessa. My girl is at Sam Houston State, and I was going out every night with people I knew from high school, getting "wasted" on jack and cokes and feeling like roadkill every morning. Two days after the Rose Bowl, I found out I couldn't pass the army physical because of my knee.

This week I got to join another army. Coming into camp the other day was the best day of my life. Better than going to state final, better then being all-American, better than signing my letter of intent. Rev. Newlin says we are the best of the best.

I'm going to be the best of the best of the best.

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